The Physics Song - Parody Of "The Lazy Song"

 
Published on July 4, 2011
Channel: Cathhsm
Category: Music
Source: Youtube

For all you of you physics lovers. Lyrics: Today I don't feel like going anywhere No displacement from my bed. Distance traveled might be more Pizza's here walk to the door. But go right back to where I began I'm gonna kick my feet up In uniform motion Stead as I can, the velocity's constant No motion, im sitting at rest. I'll be lounging on the couch Can't go against friction Less applied force, so I'm stuck at the origin Objects tend to stay at rest Oh,oh He said it He said it Cuz Newton is the man. Today I don't feel like going anywhere No displacement from my bed. Distance traveled might be more Pizza's here walk to the door. But go right back to where I began No displacement at all. Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh No displacement at all Oh oh hoh oh hoh hoh hoh My mass times hers over our distance squared You can't deny, the attraction is there. Pull you close: You know this is great (Oh my god, gravity's great) Yeah I might run around, graph curved d-t The faster I go, slope is velocity I'm just too lazy to calculate Oh, oh Yes I said it I said it I said it 'cause its bland. Today I don't feel like going anywhere No displacement from my bed. Distance traveled might be more Pizza's here walk to the door. But go right back to where I began No displacement at all. No, I won't accelerate In a balanced forces state. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh My circuits have gone loose No energy comes through. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah. Oh Today I don't feel like going anywhere No displacement from my bed. Distance traveled might be more Pizza's here walk to the door. But go right back to where I began No displacement at all. No motion at all. No motion at all.